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Girls who call guys, “dude” or “man”, especially to a guy you are trying to date or even hookup with. What are you thinking? It’s such a disgusting habit and turnoff for me, and i’m sure a lot of other guys. Please stop.

UGH girls who do things I don’t like CAN YOU STOP. I am a GUY and you need to only do things that I WILL LIKE. Even if you’re a lesbian or not even remotely interested in dating someone like me CAN YOU STOP. I mean why do you do things when GUYS don’t like these things. Everyone knows you find love by changing to fit other people’s standards instead of meeting someone who likes you the way you are. DID I MENTION I HAVE A PENIS.

Source: jacking-off-satan
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