A Step-By-Step Cure To Your New Year's Day... →
Ah man. I forgot how funny this was.
Teacher: Name one life-changing event
Me: Finding out about alt+reblog
Put up curtains in the open doorways to hold the cold air in. Plant myself on the couch in front of the ac unit and watch the Alien Quadrilogy and finish season 5 of Alias EVEN THOUGH I DON’T CARE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED. Eat 100 freeze pops and a bunch of watermelon and drink pink lemonade by the gallon. Venture out for a late lunch with Sushyan. Play Triple Town for hours....
oh my god this new wye oak song !@#@!# ! @ ! ! ! ... →
titivil: maura: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I concur, very much less than three.
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
cancered-gemini: salternates: hecklocki: genpadalecki: cas should replace his old dirty trenchcoat for this new fashionistsa one burberry just put out Yes. it’d be a very different show but actually not (oh god, why am I bringing this back?)
When I decide to chime in during a meeting at work
whatshouldwecallme: How I think people will react: How they actually react:
This Is An Experiment - Reblog If you Have Seen...
keep it steady: The Beatles Never Existed →
guardianmusic: Here’s an apparently sincere site (sent our way by @bellamackie) that draws together “evidence” that the Beatles were not what they seemed. Here’s the main thesis: There were multiples of each character performing as John, Paul, George and Ringo. Each part of the…
earthtoalexander: when you listen to your favourite band and you have this warm feeling in your stomach because their music makes you so happy and you’re so proud of them and you love them more than anything
swallowthisconfession: Brand New - Not The Sun ...
society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!