December 2010
Disappointed
whenparentstext: Mom: Btw- In the car yesterday i knew what you meant when you were on the phone with your friend and said “Do you want to poke smot?” MOMMY IS DISAPPOINTED!!!!! Love that someone thought a spoonerism was enough disguise for “smoke pot.” Sorry I reblog these all the time. They are so funny though!
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Dec 31st
All Means Necessary
Dad: Try not to get into any fights.
Dad: but if you do, use all means necessary to win.
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Fire Safety
Me: The mall is on fire.
Dad: Get out.
Dec 30th
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XOXO
MOM: Guess who's super hot mom just spotted Blair's stepdad slurping noodles at a japanese joint in Chelsea. xoxo Gossip Mom
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Listensituationsare: Lying Through Your Teeth by Head...
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the empty child
is probably the worst episode of doctor who for me to watch right before bed. on the one hand: barrowman! but on the other: scary child.
Dec 27th
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Remember that I love you.: In Sweden, Equality... →
lipstick-feminists: http://www.sweden.se/eng/Home/Education/Pre-school/Reading/Equality-at-daycare/ Turning theory into practice Trödje pre-school started working with gender pedagogy in 1996. Pre-school teacher Ingeborg Bergvall says: “We keep the children under observation to see…
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Listenfyeahonetreehill: World Spins Madly On | The...
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Practicin
Dad: Nevr insult Dumbleder in fron o me! Meant ter turn em into a pig, but i spose he wis so much liker pig anyway
Dad: I’m practicin me Hagrid voice
Dec 26th
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Listensituationsare: His Girl Friday by The Academy...
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GUYS
It’s almost Christmas!
Dec 23rd
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Happy Holidays! →
darice: PY on NPR World Cafe online.  Or on your local NPR station tonight at 10:00 p.m.  Cheers!
Dec 23rd
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summer plans
Fly to Vegas for the Pinkgum meetup (3 days). Drive to the Grand Canyon (2 days). Drive through Utah to Cheyenne, Wyoming (2 days). Drive down to Colorado Springs to see my aunt & uncle (2 days). Fly out of Colorado Springs back to RVA. This would require 6 vacation days, as it would be spread over two weekends. Roughly $400 for the flights. Oof, $800 for the car? Would have to reconsider...
Dec 23rd
6 Eerily Specific World Events Predicted by Comics... →
I love Cracked lists, and this is one of my favorites.
Dec 23rd
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nightmare
Last night I dreamed that a quarter of my Netflix instant streaming queue was about to expire and I had to watch like 20 shows/movies in the next week or I’d miss my chance. Granted, after today I’m off till next Wednesday (and even then only working my second job W/Th/Sat) but 20 shows is a lot to watch in six days.
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