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tomfletcherscats:

that one tweet that will always hold a permanent place in my heart

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geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and…

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punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

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baseballcardvandals:

I put it on in the car while I was driving in the rain through a construction zone talking on my phone with my kids in the car.

baseballcardvandals:

I put it on in the car while I was driving in the rain through a construction zone talking on my phone with my kids in the car.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Cats Attacking Dogs

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stuckinabucket:

pyrrhiccomedy:

I wanted to see if this was an actual real thing that had happened, because, you know, we’ve had all-glass skyscrapers for ages, and I’ve never heard of this happening before.

It is. Of course the problem isn’t the building’s glass exterior. It’s that it’s curved:

Which is incredible because anyone with a rudimentary grasp of physics could have told them that this would happen:

So in addition to being heavy-handed satire about first world excess, it’s also a pretty on-point reminder of another way we’re going wrong: resurgent anti-intellectualism means that fewer and fewer people are consulting with or listening to scientists.

Anyway, back to your joke.

Man, there was some architect who did this in the Sunbelt in the US, and before they built it, everyone was like “No, bro.  You can’t do this.  There’s gonna come a time of day when the focus is going to be enough for shit in the Cone of Death to literally spontaneously combust.”

So long story short, the compromise was the Architect McDude sacrificed his artist vision just enough so that the Cone of Death became the Cone of Great Discomfort, and the patch of sidewalk and street affected by it shoots from like 90 to 130 for something like fifteen, twenty feet at the wrong time of day.

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liquoricemint:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the ketchup plant is pictured above.  Ketchup plants can reach up to 10 feet tall in good growing conditions, and their fruit, the ketchup ball, can grow up to four inches in diameter.  Ketchup balls transition from green, yellow, and red in color.  Redness indicates that a ketchup ball is ripe and ready to be plucked.  The ketchup ball is then typically either eaten raw or smashed into ketchup for consumption.

Well you’re not wrong.

liquoricemint:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the ketchup plant is pictured above.  Ketchup plants can reach up to 10 feet tall in good growing conditions, and their fruit, the ketchup ball, can grow up to four inches in diameter.  Ketchup balls transition from green, yellow, and red in color.  Redness indicates that a ketchup ball is ripe and ready to be plucked.  The ketchup ball is then typically either eaten raw or smashed into ketchup for consumption.

Well you’re not wrong.

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ninetysixthousand:

#look at sam trying to keep up and steve’s pose just screams ”FREEDOM”

ninetysixthousand:

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